Friday, March 4, 2011

Fast Food Time Machine

HOLY FUCK I FOUND IT! I have come to the conclusion that the Wendys drive through is actually a time machine. When you drive up and talk into the box the employees hear you in the past and have already cooked your food by the time you pull up to the window, but this only gets turned on at night. If you dont believe me go there right now and try it for your self.

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Fucking skank

I really hate dumb bitches who hang around outside of restaurants sounding fucking stupid talking to dull ass dudes about how they don't get "Napoleon Dynamite", and making antisemetic comments about Hollywood and they're dream of finding a Midwestern Jew who hates snowboarding, and who can give her a Dick in a box... just saying.

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Cowboy Boots

Today I got asked the question " should I wear cowboy boots tomorrow?". THIS IS THE BEST QUESTION EVER! And the answer is yes. For some odd reason people love old fashioned clothing (because they suck). Its a viscious cycle of resurrecting fashions that have died for a reason. People should start waking up the bell bottoms and valour shirts, NOT the cowboy and indian look.